January 2012
29 posts
Jan 27th
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I think I fucked shit up. One should not drink & drunk text.
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
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“Distance is not for the fearful, it is for the bold. It’s for those who...”
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
I really just want to lay in bed, with you, and watch Bob Ross.
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 19th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 13th
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My ears are orgasming hard right now. ohmygawwwdddsssadlkfhja;sihf’SOnv>KLDhfe!!
Jan 12th
“If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM...”
Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
I’m eatin brains and takin names.
Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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In 2012,
I enjoy epic classical music.
Jan 2nd
December 2011
34 posts
Dec 29th
That awkward moment when your friend tells you just who that new friend of yours is on facebook. Shit.
Dec 29th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
Grandpa: Are you ready?
Me: Grandpa, I was born ready.
Grandpa: Shit, I was born ready, you weren't born ready. I was born ready to teach you how to be born ready.
Hahahah
Dec 25th
“He can get happy in the same pants he got mad in.”
– Grandma, speaking about my father.
Dec 25th
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I DO NOT FEEL SWELL!
Congestion! Merry Christmas to us.
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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I blame Aaron Rogers for my huge ego, and the fact that I think that only .5% of the population is as awesome as we are.
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 14th
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It is way to early to be dealing with bullshit ex-boyfriend dramz. I need tea, ASAP.
Dec 13th
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There is a real life Layfette in front of me. True Blood is becoming my life.
Dec 13th
Reblog if you're willing to answer anything that...
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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