January 2012
29 posts
I think I fucked shit up. One should not drink & drunk text.
Distance is not for the fearful, it is for the bold. It’s for those who...
I really just want to lay in bed, with you, and watch Bob Ross.
My ears are orgasming hard right now.
ohmygawwwdddsssadlkfhja;sihf’SOnv>KLDhfe!!
If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM...
I’m eatin brains and takin names.
In 2012,
I enjoy epic classical music.
December 2011
34 posts
That awkward moment when your friend tells you just who that new friend of yours is on facebook.
Shit.
Grandpa: Are you ready?
Me: Grandpa, I was born ready.
Grandpa: Shit, I was born ready, you weren't born ready. I was born ready to teach you how to be born ready.
Hahahah
He can get happy in the same pants he got mad in.
– Grandma, speaking about my father.
I DO NOT FEEL SWELL!
Congestion!
Merry Christmas to us.
I blame Aaron Rogers for my huge ego, and the fact that I think that only .5% of the population is as awesome as we are.
It is way to early to be dealing with bullshit ex-boyfriend dramz.
I need tea, ASAP.
There is a real life Layfette in front of me.
True Blood is becoming my life.
Reblog if you're willing to answer anything that...